tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

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booksandwildthings:

riceballhika:

if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character

except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin

and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was

I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath

and be like

“I AM THAT CHARACTER”

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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