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"I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can."
-J.D Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye Ch.10  (via hefuckin)


why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better


that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

It’s hard to believe Rachel McAdams and Regina George are the same person.


dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss